Saturday 11 October 2014

The Top 30 Best Selling UK Singles Part 2

Please see Part 1 here!

Part 2: 20 – 1

20. Imagine – John Lennon
Imagine if John hadn’t been killed. This song might genuinely have forever been condemned to being a poor performer in the charts. Not even a released single when it first surfaced (1971), it then only made number 6 in 1975 before the mourning of a nation revived it in 1980 to become one of his best loved compositions. Another track that has become a Christmas / New Years anthem due to the timing and circumstances of its 1980 release.

19. Happy – Pharrell Williams
This one will continue to rise up the list as it’s still in the charts at the time of writing. A remarkably simple effort from Pharrell in creating a track that is popular whether you’re aged 3 or 93… and all done without the help of Robin Thicke or Nile Rodgers. Clap your hands.

18. Last Christmas / Everything She Wants – Wham!
Possibly the greatest number 2 ever (don’t!), possibly one of the best Christmas songs ever and possibly the slickest remix ever (check out the Last Christmas Pudding Mix). In fact the only disappointment for me is that Everything She Wants wasn’t released elsewhere in the year in it’s own right as that song is just so Wham! at their best.

17. (Everything I Do) I Do It for You – Bryan Adams
Yet another song carried along by the success of a hit film. Overplayed? Perhaps, but not quite worn out like I will Always Love you has become. You can’t knock 16 weeks at number 1 though, so well played to the Canadian Canadian.

16. Believe – Cher
Wow! Cher’s voice on this. Not done using a vocoder as was originally thought, but by rigging an auto tune machine to warp 3 sets of her vocals. Innovative. And then Madonna did it.
My main memory of this is going to an awful nightclub in Crawley, West Sussex and hearing it played four or five times an hour. Strong song with a good video too.

15. Evergreen – Will Young
An early effort of the yearly X-Factor song that reduces the once revered Christmas chart to a farce every year. Nothing against Will Young, but he did far, far better songs after this one.

14. I Want to Hold Your Hand – The Beatles
The song that really broke the Beatles into the American market. Not many better intros to a song than heard on this zippy belter.

13. Barbie Girl – Aqua
Novelty songs – you gotta love ‘em eh!? Well no not always. It’s harmless, poppy fun, but I’m not over bothered with it. Aqua could do a job though, and I politely refer you to Turn Back Time, as heard in the soundtrack to Sliding Doors. See!? Get a song in a movie and it’s a sure fire chart scorcher.

12. I Just Called to Say I Love You – Stevie Wonder
Now if this ‘ode’ had come out nowadays, would it have been a hit? Would it be renamed?
Maybe: I Just Texted 2 Say I luv U - LOL

11. Unchained Melody – Robson & Jerome
There must be a million different covers of this song, and whilst R&J (a bit like an old version of Ant & Dec) did their best, no-one is gonna convince me that the Righteous Bros effort isn’t the definitive cover.

10. Mary's Boy Child – Oh My Lord – Boney M
And into the top ten we go. Again, the Christmas sales probably helped this one make the list, and I suppose if you can rework a traditional slumber seasonal carol into a pseudo Christmas Disco multi million seller, then you must be doing something right. Oh My Lord indeed.

09. Love Is All Around – Wet Wet Wet
Another cover, another song from a movie soundtrack, so obviously another multi million seller. In fact ‘The Wets’ might have sold even more, but they actually ordered the cessation of production of units whilst they were still at number 1. Apparently this was because they didn’t want to condemn the song to the over played graveyard (too late)
More likely they didn’t want the embarrassment of being replaced at the top by Whigfield’s Saturday Night

08. She Loves You – The Beatles
Now we’re cooking. 18 weeks in the top 3 alone, and this included TWO different spells at number one, with a few weeks gap in between hitting the summit. No other song in chart history has had quite the storyline that the chart run of She Loves You has. The tragedy is that the version we all know is in fact a splice of more than one recording and is the reason why when the Remastered Stereo albums box set was released, SLY was one of the only songs not actually presented in crisp stereo. This for me is singularly the saddest tale in the history of the British charts. Still, it didn’t put millions off buying the song I suppose!


07. Rivers of Babylon / Brown Girl in the Ring – Boney M
Controversy klaxon. This was another double A-side (though originally was a plain old A and B-side), yet you never hear ‘Brown Girl…’ played on the radio. Like ever.
Is there a race reason behind this? A bit of research suggest it’s nothing of the kind, and is based on a West Indian children’s song – a bit like Ring of Roses, which has its own history. As a child, I loved singing and dancing to it, and still prefer it any day to the original A-side. So dammit DJ’s of the UK, show ME a motion and play it more often!

06. Relax – Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Like many people possibly, I had no idea what the lyrics to this belter were referring to at the time of release, but does it really matter? Songs inferring sex have been around since the Edison Phonograph. Mary had a little Lamb indeed.
In fact well over half the songs in this top 40 have at least subtle sexual overtones (or undertones), so get over yourselves and be happy and gay.

05. You're the One That I Want – John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John
Wow a second entry from the same film. I’m running out of characters, so see Summer Nights blurb from Part1!

04. Mull of Kintyre – Wings
As a child I think this came on to my radar before I knew who The Beatles even were.
I like to imagine Lennon hearing about this song the day before it was released…
The Lennon Diaries, Thursday November 10th 1977:
‘Pfft – Just heard about Macca’s latest! ROTFL… Bagpipes and a beach in Scotland? Good luck with that pal. Gear fab, gear fab’

03. Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
It’s hard to knock this one, but I’m still not sure about combining two chart runs (1975 & 1991) to elevate it up the list. I wasn’t keen on Queen until poor young Freddie passed on, but their music was everywhere in the aftermath of his death and one couldn’t help but admire what they’d contributed to British music. When clubbing at The Event II (blimey another RIP!) nightclub in Brighton in the 90’s, this was frequently referred to as the club’s ‘anthem’. I’m still not convinced by this, but maybe it was helped by the additional tie in with the film ‘Wayne’s World’. Let the head banging commence.

02. Do They Know It's Christmas? – Band Aid
Just when you thought we’d done Christmas to pieces, along comes the biggest one of them all.
What’s not to like? Always likely to remain a classic at Christmas, and that’s a good thing. It won’t be a popular view, but I liked the 1989 SAW version too. Not keen on the Band Aid 20 version though, as even I could’ve done Bono’s line better than he did. It’s all going to charity though so we can’t knock it.. and then there was Band Aid 30...
#feedtheworld

01.   Candle in the Wind 1997 – Elton John
Elton John’s music was heard everywhere for weeks after the death of Diana PoW, and upon his performance of the rewritten song at her funeral, the inevitable charity release followed. They couldn’t make enough copies of the single fast enough. I remember eventually buying it about a month after its release, simply because it was sold out everywhere.
The funeral version differs slightly and is better in my opinion (and you’ve had enough of those lately), but the irony is that Diana herself might have preferred another of Elton’s songs given the choice, as she had cited his early single ‘Your Song’ as one of her all time favourites.

So what are the themes in this list to guarantee a huge seller?
·        Christmas
·        Movie soundtrack
·        Sex
·        …and – rather morosely – death.

And what one don’t they play on the radio? The children’s song

So I’ll leave you with this final thought:

Go download baby and Show Me Your Motion



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